Apple, Linux and IBM can’t do it. But Microsoft sure can.

In fact, only Microsoft can write software that’s so leaky that a $4 billion industry was built to protect it, then… and here’s the really admirable part… turn around to become part of the crew that cashes in on cleaning up its own mess.

Microsoft is bundling all (or many) of its solutions for Windows weaknesses into Foreplay, with one version based on software thankfully Not-Invented-At-Microsoft (NIAM) for consumers, and an even better package of NIAM software for business.

Windows Foreplay has two critical functions:

  1. Increase Microsoft revenues through protecting its own products, and;
  2. Relieve the Windows team of the need to write better software.

After all, tight software costs a lot of money to write.

It’s much more profitable to slam Windows out with more leaky features than ever, then charge your new victims for protection. Heck, since Protection’s your secondary racket, you can even afford to undercut your old partners by 50% or more.

That has some protectors, like Sunbelt’s Alex Eckelberry, howling about predatory pricing.

But frankly, the security industry deserves what’s coming. After all, they enabled the addict.

If doting AVers hadn’t shielded Windows lo these many years, it couldn’t have survived. Microsoft would have been forced to fix it long ago.

Twisted, isn’t it?

So. If you really think the Windows team can (or will) maintain NIAM security software better than companies who’s sole focus is beating off bad guys… Ask for it by name: “Windows Foreplay, the shape of things to come.”

At least Microsoft finally got a name right.

Correction: Omigosh. My editors just informed me that it’s Forefront, not Foreplay; hence, Microsoft didn’t finally get a name right. My bad;>