Last week, I was chatting with Mediacom Regional VP Scott Westerman and a few others about the results of a wardriving survey of my community.

The cable TV company is getting ready to roll out wireless services, and has dispatched techs armed with laptops and mapping software to figure out where and how many wireless access points are running without protection.

That’s a big deal to Westerman, because unrestricted access points in homes and businesses can be used by spammers, virus distributors, and other ratfinks to steal Mediacom’s bandwidth from paying customers.

It’s a problem for the victims, too. Best case, you can end up barred from access to the Internet by your provider and/or block listing services.

Worst case, an attacker can steal everything on your hard drive, from tax records, to credit card numbers, to private communications, to critical passwords… then turn your computer into a zombie.

You don’t want to be running an unencrypted access point, either at home or your shop. But many folks do.

In my neighborhood alone, four out of five neighbors within range of my laptop are open for monkey business.

While the counts are still coming in, Mediacom’s results have been similar. NetStumbling techs have nearly filled-in the map of the Quad Cities.

It appears that, in addition to our strategic location for the transportation industry (at the intersection of Interstate 80 and the Mississippi River), we are perfectly situated to provide malware producers everything they need: zombies and bandwidth.

Go figure.

Is this wireless-retardation specific to Midwesterners, or is it less geo-specific?