If you’re unhappy with one of your college professors and are looking for sweet revenge, here’s an idea:
Hack into her computer, change hundreds of students’ grades, including your own, then order up pizza, magazine subscriptions and CDs, all to be billed and delivered to her. For good measure, leave plenty of clues pointing to the culprit, like having her email forwarded to you.
Two California college girls allegedly did just that and could face up to 1 year in jail.
It’s just too easy to get into college these days.
Next time these two brainiacs should try the old-fashioned way. A flaming sack of dog poop on the front porch leaves no fingerprints… and it’s way funnier.

1 comment
Comments feed for this article
July 28th, 2006 at 1:51 pm
Big Red
Google Adwords buyers, take note: “Dog Poop Cleanup Bag Sale” ad in a technology/email/internet news blog. Now that’s a bull’s-eye on the ol’ target marketing.