“It burst into flames! Get out of the way! Get out of the way! It’s fire and it’s crashing! It’s crashing terrible! Oh, my! Get out of the way, please! It’s burning, bursting into flames and is falling on … and all the folks agree that this is terrible. This is the worst of the worst catastrophes in the world! Oh, it’s crashing… Oh, the humanity!”

OK. Herbert Morrison’s description of the Hindenburg disaster may be a bit over the top when describing what McAfee inadvertently unleashed on network managers last week… but may be a matter of perspective, as in… “Where were you when the balloon dropped?”

[Computer after running McAfee virus definition file 4715.DAT]

McAfee claimed that, after releasing virus definition file 4715.DAT, reports started flooding in about false positives. Seems software, like Excel, Symantec’s Ghost and Oracle, was being tagged as the W95/CTX virus, then quarantined, patched, and/or deleted (depending on settings).

The user experience was slightly more intense. Dan O’Donnell related his experience at blony.com:

Infected files began accumulating … The toll was mounting quickly - a disaster in the making; many development files and libraries were tagged as infected and I’m already behind. But it smelled fishy; the files were unusual, deep in reputable dot net assembly libraries, deep into Visual Studio, Cygnus, Gimp, Vim - some of which I was using …

As the number of infected files rolled past 100, I found the link (click on this post title link) that began to make me breath easier. McAfee had released a DAT earlier in the day (DAT 4715, March 10, 2006) that falsely detected W95/CTX!

I went to the McAfee forum topic for breaking virus news and it was LOCKED! With nothing regarding the faulty DAT!

At least one hapless savant found herself caught in an endless loop:

I opened an email attachment yesterday and got a window that said something was intruding and then everything went haywire. A virus corrupted 27 files named - W95/CXT…

According to McAfee, the W95/CXT virus is a new virus that came out 3/10/06. It wiped out Outlook Express, all of my Favorites, most of the icons on desktop, and now none of my settings will save, even though when I shut down the computer it says it’s saving my settings…

I have re-scanned with McAfee to make sure the virus is gone and it is gone - so I’m not being re-infected.

This virus - W95/CTX - is a new virus that came out yesterday. McAfee did not stop it on my computer. I had 27 infected files. When I look at these files, some are the ones I have cleaned, but there are many other kinds of files. The files have been quaranteened because McAfee software says you cannot clean them.

Obviously, the maker of this virus has found a way to twart the standard way to fix this problem. The standard way doesn’t work.

Savvier victims resigned themselves to rescheduling the weekend for disaster cleanup. A commentor at Broadband Reports spoke for many: “I had 161 files false tagged and quaratined because of this fiasco! Now I’ve got to go back and restore each one by hand!!!!”

Once they realized the magnitude of the disaster, McAfee engineers quickly rebuilt the DAT file and released 4716 within (McAfee claims) 2-1/2 hours. That wasn’t quick enough for some. Randy Spark wrote at CNET: “McAfee’s website … did not at all indicate this was their error!!! I find this to be shameful and neglectful on the part of McAfee, and will discontinue service upon installation of a new virus program!”

And the company’s communication was interpreted by some as flatfooted. As O’Donnell noted, “It cost me a couple of hours I can’t afford and I was angry with McAfee for not providing a warning - not even on their breaking virus news forum.”

Like the Hindenburg disaster, McAfee’s 4715 will be remembered by bruised victims for a very long time. But luckily for McAfee, there’s always a fresh crop of inexperienced, out-of-the-loop newcomers to sell… and many knowledgeable handlers are bitter and disillusioned with McAfee’s competitors, too:

I installed McAfee on my last “off the shelf” computer … because it was “free”. One of the most expensive mistakes I have ever made. It about destroyed my system, and it took weeks of hand-fixing to get it back. Excel never has totally recovered, even with Microsoft’s 2nd level support help when I bought the full Office 2003 Pro to try to recover. Never again…

I now own Symantic and Trend Micro. Still have not decided which does the least damage.

Missing a virus, in my experience, has almost never done the damage of an anti-virus program gone berserk!!!

It could have been worse. At least source code’s not combustible, or you can bet somebody at McAfee would have lit it.

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