When the US Federal Communications Commission released broadband providers to pursue their own interests, much of the business community cheered. Finally, we would see unbridled competition between telcos, cable and wireless providers.

Qwest, the company who’s motto is Spirit of Service, has provided the first hint of coming changes with its revised Acceptable Use Agreement. In essence, it says if your Internet connection is in any way connected with spam… and Qwest can’t figure out a better way to charge you… it’s going to cost you five bucks for each message:

Qwest will immediately terminate any account which Qwest believes is transmitting or is otherwise connected with any Spam. You will pay Qwest’s actual damages in any way arising from, or related to, any Spam transmitted by, or in any way connected to, you, to the extent such actual damages can be reasonably calculated. If actual damages cannot be calculated reasonably, you agree to pay Qwest liquidated damages of five U.S. dollars ($5.00) for each piece of Spam transmitted from or otherwise connected with your account.

And that goes for both residential and business Qwest customers. Shoot. You could end up losing your house or business over a lousy data line.

So… Let’s say your computer gets infiltrated by a Hacker, Intruder or Virus (HIV), which installs a backdoor that allows HIV to remotely control your computer at will. HIV adds you to a zombie army and quickly starts spewing spam through your system without your knowledge…

Or let’s say a spammer spoofs your account, inserting your name and email address in the From: line to fool recipients…

Or, perhaps one of your kids or business associates sends a wad of messages that Qwest determines are spam?

As each is in some way connected to you, you’re going to be paying a whole lot more than you bargained for… or sweating bullets while Qwest dangles your fanny over a fire.

We were unable to find another broadband provider with such nasty policies. For example, Mediacom reserves the right to collect those damages it can trap. And AT&T says it will simply cut you off.

The policy goes into effect for existing customers 16 November 2006. For new customers, or those who change their service, it’s effective 28 January 2006.

Will Qwest pull off this coup? In this new world of unbridled competition from all sides… probably not. In the meantime, we plan to help Qwest do the right thing by switching to another service before 16 November.

The rules have changed. What does your provider say in its Acceptable Use Policy?

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