In the Beginning,
There were Primary Domain Servers,
And Secondary Domain Servers…
Primary Email Servers,
And Secondary Email Servers.

And the Rule said,
“Spread thine Primaries
And Secondaries across the Earth.”

And the Web was Good.

Thence came a Generation
Of non-Rule Followers; Who,
When bothering to Install Secondaries
Located them to Dwell together
With the Primaries
In the selfsame Racks.

And the Doors of HeQQ opened Wide.

Slowly the Web faltered,
As Services fell,
Whence came Storms,
And Cooling troubles,
And Yes,
Even IP Address changes.

And through such Pain came
The non-Rule followers
To Know the Rule,
And to repent Their Evil Ways,
And to know the Rule was True.

Thence came another Generation
Of non-Rule Followers…