Spam grapplers were originally dumbfounded to find that, of all countries on earth, Canada single-handedly solved the spam problem by passing a law that essentially says,”If you spam, we’re not gonna like you anymore.” And the whole thing was fixed in just one year!

Cynical? More like realistic. The Mapleleaf quivers atop the accused World’s Greatest Spammer: the States. How did Canucks manage to make any spam legislation float that border?

Update: Now we’re regaled with the tale of “How We Made Canadians Lose Weight By Spamming Them With Weight Loss Advice”. The implication, of course, is that an inordinate number of Canadians are dumb enough to open spam. Beg to differ.

Our (Equally) Valid Conclusion: After at least as much deliberation as that squandered by the referenced studies, we have determined that per capita Molson consumption among Canadian researchers is totally out of control.

Somebody needs to sober up. People actually swallow this bilge.